It's a Crazy Old World!

Crazy Old World - Episode 47

1. 10 names of things you never knew had names
2. Top Darwin awards for 2006
3. Boy with severed head wants to drive
4. Man trapped for four days
5. Teen pledges to drink and drive again
6. School tells kids Santa doesn't exist
7. Santa dies in front of kids
8. Drunk man divorces wife
9. Teen shoots himself in the face

Crazy Old World - Episode 46 Nov 26/06

1. Odds on how you will die
2. Woman shot six times in head and lives
3. Sir Elton John wants to ban all religion
4. Some women allergic to sex
5. I shot my girlfriend and then I married her
6. Macdonald's applies for sandwich patent

Crazy Old World - Episode 46 Nov 26/06

1. Odds on how you will die
2. Woman shot six times in head and lives
3. Sir Elton John wants to ban all religion
4. Some women allergic to sex
5. I shot my girlfriend and then I married her
6. Macdonald's applies for sandwich patent

Crazy Old World - Episode 45

This weeks stories

1. How to save money with credit cards

2. CB radio feud erupts in Walmart parking lot

3. Police dress up like dynamic duo

4. Mother throws toddler into street

5. Aliens could attack at any time

6. Backside firework prank backfires

Crazy Old World - Episode 44

1. We cover some Bushisms

2. Naked man arrested and charged with concealed weapon

3. How to beat a speeding ticket

4. Bill Murray attends student party and does dishes

5. Kids toilet costume

6. Teen crashes car to escape kidnapper

7. Worlds largest ant colony found in Europe

Crazy Old World - Episode 43
Oct 15/06

Greg is joined by guest hosts Al Fuhr and Kelly Froese.
This weeks headlines are:
1. The breakfast hype
2. Animal activist free 15,000 fish
3. Police hunt farting protester
4. Breast implants save car crash victim
5. Cat cloning business goes under
6. Police find pot on their burgers
7. Pizza delivery union formed

We end off the show with a track entitled
'Driving Song' from the album 'Last Time I was There'
by Roger Tarry.

Last Time I Was There

Roger Tarry

Pink Hedgehog Records

• Buy at iTunes Music Store
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Download "Driving Song" (MP3, 192kbps)

Crazy Old World - Episode 42

October 7, 2006



Greg and Linda record from the Red Lion Inn and are joined once again

by Hot Donna and Paco. The Smote Vote is put to rest for another week,

looks like slow drivers are smote. Thanks to Gabriel for suggesting the smote vote.

Great Western Pilsner has won the drink poll so we are enjoying some Great Western

beer while we record. The weird news headlines are:



1. Workman paints yellow line under car

2. Half of Americans admit to re-gifting

3. Brothers, 12 and 13 nabbed in counterfeit probe

4. Abducted by Aliens? Call now for compensation

5. Man apologizes for courtroom feces

6. Parents made to serve detention for late kids

Crazy Old World - Episode 41

Oct 1, 2006

Greg and Rob discuss the polls, and cover the news, come out to smote at

crazyoldworld.com:

1. Politician wants to sterilize lousy parents

2. Woman eats sand

3. Excessive chess match bathroom breaks

4. 32,000 charged to fondle

5. 3 year old buys car on ebay

6. Severed head shock

7. Bizarre placenta plans

Crazy Old World - Episode 40

This week Linda is away and Greg is joined by his brother Rob.

Topics on this week show include the polls, the drink poll is in a tie

so someone please break it, the complainer gets smote, and there

is lots of news items as usual.

1. Man rejects first penis implant

2. CBC head quits over inappropriate comments

3. Green arms giant

4. New joggling record

5. Man bites Panda

Crazy Old World - Episode 39



Join us for the Vote to Smote (there's a new smote vote this week)

and the weekly news as we see it.

1. Chicken dies, wife shoots husband

2. Snakes in pants

3. Hot dog eating contest

4. Ugly fish gets cosmetic surgery

5. Marshmallow eating contest

6. Ninja bank robbers

7. Gun raffle

8. Stones to play Regina SK

Update your book marks to http://www.crazyoldworld.com

Crazy Old World - Episode 38

The Full Moon Edition

September 9, 2006

1 Intro

2 The subject of this week’s Smote Vote was Genetically Modified Crops...and they have been SMOTE!!!! with 85% of the 7 votes cast in total.

We have a new beverage/snack poll...be sure to cast your vote to influence our beverage on recording night...we’ll take pictures and post them if that isn’t incentive enough, then...well then nothing...you get the point. Go to gregdelong.ca to cast your vote, or send us a comment or an e-mail to whyamicrazy @gmail.com

3 Mice Really Don’t Like Cheese

4 Dead Body Travels 1,000 Miles on Amtrak

5 Speeding Driver Blames Lack of Goats

6 Man Fires Gun in Wal-Mart Bathroom

7 Vermont Town Hopes Coming Cold Will End Nude Spree

8 Salvadoran Authorities Find 4 Cell Phones Hidden in Prisoners Intestines

9 Arrested Paris Hilton Says Just Wanted a Burger

10 Louisiana Man Drilling for Oil In His Front Yard

A big hello to listeners in Hungary!
If you want the high/bigger version it's here. Be warned this server is not always reliable and I'm just doing this as a test. You don't need both hi-fi and lo-fi, they are the same show.

Crazy Old World Episode 37 Sept 2, 2006.

Intro's

Vote to Smote

Snacks and drinks

The News:

Instant housing for the homeless

Lake Havasu City police looking for real-life Hamburglar

World's Oldest Woman dies at 116

Live wire shocks copper thief

The bumbling bandit

Having fun with telemarketers

Crazy Old World Episode 37 Sept 2, 2006

Intro's

Vote to Smote

Snacks and drinks

The News:

Instant housing for the homeless

Lake Havasu City police looking for real-life Hamburglar

World's Oldest Woman dies at 116

Live wire shocks copper thief

The bumbling bandit

Having fun with telemarketers

See that map over there on the right, that's a map of Kindersley on wikimapia
What's cool about wikimapia is we can add places of interest, I've already added a few places from Kindersley. C'mon Kindersleyites, let's our town mapped out and get ourselves some internet fame, which is about the same as being a washed up porn star. WooHoo!!

Crazy Old World Episode 36

August 26, 2006

1 Intro

2 The subject of our latest Smote Vote was Saskatchewan Points of Interest...and the results are, there will be no SMOTING of Saskatchewan Points of Interest. With 13 votes cast in total, the vote not to smote was 76.92%

The snack poll this week was interesting...our fan gets to choose our snack food, this week Pretzels seems to have won out, a slim margin of victory over rice cakes and Tim Horton’s coffee.

If you have a comment or suggestion please come e-mail to whyamicrazy@gmail.com or come to gregdelong.ca to cast you smote vote and check out the beverage/snack poll...you have to power to influence our snacks.


3 Poker Update
4 Homing Pigeon’s 5,000 mile wrong turn
5 Senior Citizen’s Find Nurtured “Weed” is Pot
6 Welsh Whale Vomit Rush
7 Police Crack Down on Striptease Funerals
8 Tongue Made From Buttocks
9 Human Tissue Transplant Products Recalled, Corpses Carved up in Unsterile Facility
10 Finn Takes Gold at Mobile Phone Throwing Contest
11 Nude fountain bather defies police

Episode 35 sans Linda, with Greg and
Rob DeLong.

1. Polls
2.Weird news
Fox sued over batman
Product placement in film and TV triples
Activists angered over dead pig performance
Las Vegas passes public defecation law
Kittens survive frying pan ordeal
PM's residence not going to the dogs
CAW president proposes to girlfriend
Man trapped in tank of chocolate

Crazy Old World - Episode 34

August 12, 2006

1 Intro

2 The subject of our Vote to Smote is Saskatchewan'’s Points of Interest (ARE THEY EVEN INTERESTING AT ALL?) You have a chance to have your say, give us your opinion by voting the Smote Box. Also check out the snack poll, we'’ve had the beverage poll in the past, but know you can tell us what kind of snacks we should have when we podcast. Come to gregdelong.ca to cast your vote, or e-mail us with ideas or comments at whyamicrazy@gmail.com

3 Left-handed men see better paychecks

4 Edgar the Roamin Gnome is home

5 Cleaning Lady Tidies Wrong House

6 Widow Sues Over Burial Plot

7 Catch of the Day!! Lobster Pinches Briton's Missing Wallet

8 Angry Driver Blew Chance of Beating Speed Camera Ticket

9 Man Seeks Out Police to Hand Over Marijuana Twice

Crazy Old World Episode 33

August 4, 2006

1 Intro

2 The results of the Beverage Poll, Snapple was the top vote getter with 63.16% of the vote, with Rickard’s Red and Kool Aid, lagging behind, 19 votes were cast in total.

The results of the Smote Vote, the subject this week was Country Music, and surprisingly the majority of 80% voted to SMOTE country music!!!! 10 votes were cast in total. Come and check out our polls and cast your vote at gregdelong.ca or send a comment or email to whyamicrazy @gmail.com

3 popcurrent.com

4 Woman Bakes Cookies on Car Dashboard

5 Loaded Gun Found on Back of Bank Toilet

6 Man Mows Down Fat

7 Johnson Patents New Softball Throw

8 Britain’s First Square-shaped Melons

9 Bridge Over Danube Could Be Named after Chuck Norris

10 Society for Barefoot Living

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